Thursday, October 7, 2010

know the song dynamite by taio cruz?








people have taken to posting their versions of taio cruz catchy line:

"i throw my hands up in the air sometimes, saying AYOOOOO, gotta let GOOOO"

and some of them are so damn hilarious, so i've compiled a top ten list! come on! admit it! we all love top ten lists!





Number 10:
I throw my school work in the air sometimes saying ayoooo i'll take a zero!

Number 9: I throw my skittles in the air some time and say AAyyyyyyyyyyyo

Taste the  Rainnboow!


Number 8: I throw my Spanish work in the air sometimes sayin' aaaaayyyyyyooooo, NO COMPRENDOOOOO!


Number 7: I Put My Umbrella In Her Ass Sometimes, Sayin' AaayooO, But She Want's A Dildoooo!


Number 6: I throw my shirt in the air sometimes, sayin' AYOOOO, are you gay YOOOO?!


Number 5:i throw my Boxers in the air sometimes sayin' aaayyyyyoooooooooooooo, I'LL GO COMMANDO!


Number 4: I throw my sandwich in the air sometimes , saying AYOOO i forgot the MAYOOOO!


Number 3: I kick Justin Bieber in the balls some times, sayin' AYOOOO, Your a GAYBO!


Number 2: i throw my mom up in the air sometimes sayin ayooo try to fly yo!


Number 1: I throw young children in my van sometimes, sayin' AYOOOOOO, I'm a PEDOOOOOO!





:D

Monday, October 4, 2010

10 year old Ben is walking with the girl he likes, 10 year old Cassie, in the park after school. band practice ended late so its already night. he's walking her home.





"Hey."
"Yeah cassie?"
"I was just thinking..."
"Mmhmm?"
"You're cute."
"What! I'm not a girl! Gross!"

*Cassie becomes silent and Ben realizes he said something wrong, but he doesn't know what.*

"Hey Cassie! Look what i found!"

*Ben holds up a flower that had fallen from the tree above*

"It's beautiful!"
"If you like it you can have it."

Ben holds out the flower sheepishly.

"Thank you, Ben."

Cassie smiles and seems a bit happier. The two continue to walk along the path.

"Actually, i think you're cute too. in a girly way."
"Yes Ben, i know"

Cassie giggles as Ben blushes and pouts. But he is glad he is seeing her tomorrow in school. They both are.

















childhood romances.